Category: Journal

Halloween Safety Advice Video

† H a p p y   H a l l o w e e n †

In an age where women and celebrities make known their experiences with sexual harassment via the #metoo campaign and there’s also plenty of Pickle Rick make-up to go around (you need to have a very high IQ to get that reference, by the way), it was more necessary than ever that we released this helpful advice video on how to remain safe this Halloween, especially if you’re a part of the truly oppressed party. Please watch, you guys. Huggies.

Also, get a load of my tubular “Hackerman from Kung Fury” costume. Real happy with it! To think the mullett was all I had to actually purchase. I’m basically awesome. (Also there’s a cameo from my Slenderman costume in some re-used 2012 footage because… why not.)


This bears no relation to any recent events that showcase what is and isn’t okay in the YouTube Skeptic tank. Sorry it’s not Halloween-themed.

NEW VIDEO: Try to guess…

Ugh! Fine! On this month’s episode, CarpenThor goes undercover as the San Andreas government puts a bounty on all known metahumans, all while averting the dark forces of Tharkseid. Also there’s a blowjob scene. Sorta.

Meanwhile, Lois Jewthor ventures through the timelines, visits forgotten moments from her past, and may even discover an entirely different universe; Frank revisits lost memories of his own after another fight with Diana; the omnipotent Madame Völva takes Misty under her wing; Sinistor investigates a second space-time anomaly with superempowering properties; Chesterfield gets his big break, and Norman Stillbourne learns from General Trax of one final method through which to create the ultimate metahuman.

All that, some Lynchian imagery, and more on this episode of even more crap I threw together in GTA V.

I gave up and made a reaction video

New video, guys! I only just lately decided to stop doing videos where I make fun of people who aren’t in the least conspiracy theorists and jerk myself off for being “pro” the very science I ignore, not necessarily because it challenges my beliefs but because it bolsters the ones that aren’t mine, and do something much more creative. With that said, check out this reaction video that also contains a parody, a debate, and something about hurricanes and video games. Fucking hell.

EDIT: Yes, the video is more recent than the post. I made some changes. Don’t kill.

PewDiePie goes public after his most recent slip-up in this brand new interview. This may or may not also be a sequel to another video once embedded on this website (that wasn’t entirely non-parodical) but I don’t fact-check this shit like some Mainstream Shill Network. Psh!

Big one this month, cocks. The San Andreas government finally unmasks all known metahumans to the public and the hunt is on. While this is going on, Jesus T. Christ returns to his messy home on Grove Street, Beast Boi rediscovers the scent of an old enemy, Misty continues to avert the authorities, Madame Völva the oracle meets with a remoreseful Wilfred Chipwhistler, Kingpinferno is on the run after Ghostbones’ death, Lex Jewthor gets a visit from beyond the stars during his exile, General Trax dreams of an unhappy moment from the past, and Loker/Experiment 0V2 continues to wreak havoc across the state. Wow, that’s a lot of nonsense. Thank God I’m no longer on summer vacation after this, right?

Oh and there’s almost nudity in this one. So that’s cool.

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And also, click here for a report on Charlottesville and Google memos and shit.

In the midst of the peaceful protesting of totally non-Nazi, non-KKK, and otherwise non-racist right-wingers in Charlottesville that totally didn’t involve leftist counter-protesters getting run over or killed, staggering new evidence of the exploitive business occurring at NASA and on Mars has conveniently gone unnoticed. If you thought the liberal Pizzagate shit was bad (let alone real), you ain’t seen nothing yet.

Non-satirical note: No, I’m not plugging anything for my own gain here. I don’t make jack shit off video-making and I don’t have a remotely sufficient audience to start a Patreon. I’m only doing this so you know with whom I stand. And hopefully I made you laugh a little too. Stay safe!

On tonight’s episode of This Month in Below Average Intelligence, we follow rational skeptic and rant video extraordinaire Rantor of Ancient Egypt as he addresses Vidcon harassment, CNN nonsense, and ventures through the Cyan Lodge as reality is somehow disrupted. Got a light?

And remember, leftists: For every researched counterpoint and science paper you throw at me, I can make one thousand gifs and political cartoons of Trump curb-stomping mainstream news logos with his pecs out. I think we know who’s winning here!


Truths are unveiled, backstories are revealed, and at some point, one must die. On today’s episode, Jesus “CarpenThor” Christ is finally told the truth about his existence from his trainer and friend Wilfred, and the latter’s involvement with the exploitive military Planet Defense Program. Meanwhile, Diana begins to try setting things right, the enigmatic ape alien Rocket Grodd takes matters into his own hands, Frank has flashbacks to long forgotten moments of his past, and Ghostbones Skullrider takes Willammar Gaddafisk on a crusade through San Andreas to spread disarray in the name of Tharkseid.

Also, here is some two-week-old footage from my youngest brother’s high school (or “gymnasium”, if you wanna be sufficiently Swedish) graduation. The last one of my siblings and cousins to do so. And no, I’m not feeling old or emotional.

Please help.