Okay, so, an interdimensional ape-creature takes everyone’s favorite ungodly experiment, Jesus “CarpenThor” Christ, through a series of pocket-dimensions that represent his subconscious. As he finally learns who he is and what he’s lost, a decision is made.

Meanwhile, Norman Stillbourne and General Trax are furious that all their experiments and metahuman guinea pigs have been lost; Beast Boi starts seeing more and more repressed memories in his dreams; Kingpinferno remembers an old enemy, and Tharkseid gets ready to assimilate a new member of his next generation of followers. I hate myself.

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