On tonight’s episode of This Month in Below Average Intelligence, we follow rational skeptic and rant video extraordinaire Rantor of Ancient Egypt as he addresses Vidcon harassment, CNN nonsense, and ventures through the Cyan Lodge as reality is somehow disrupted. Got a light?

And remember, leftists: For every researched counterpoint and science paper you throw at me, I can make one thousand gifs and political cartoons of Trump curb-stomping mainstream news logos with his pecs out. I think we know who’s winning here!