Another GTA V Rockstar Editor film, totally not made to semi-coincide with the U.S. release of Captain America: Civil War because topical! It also doesn’t make fun of Batman v Superman: Pieces of Sh*t-stice in the slightest, I swear.

Jesus T Christ is back and he is still protecting the planet by being utterly grim and violent. His mentor/butler, Dr. Wilfred Chipwhistler, warns him that his powers need time to develop. Meanwhile, a rich baldy named Lex Jewthor comes into the picture with plans on destroying CarpenThor/Christ – and other superhumans like him.

Enjoy. Or don’t, I don’t care.