By day, he is Jesus Trevor Christ, the down-on-his-luck son of a carpenter who lives in the Los Santos suburbs, reclusively. But by night, lightning strikes as he wields his trusty hammer and becomes CarpenThor, a protector of all who does more damage than good – like any good modern-day superhero. Enjoy this piece of shit. It’s already better than that Batman v Superman v The Audience movie!

Happy Easter (whether you’re Christian or Pagan)!