OBLIGATORY HATE MAIL #12


Hi guys and welcome to another rendition of Hate Mail. The reason I haven’t done one in a while is that I was recently made a moderator for an anti-PewDiePie page on Facebook. Before anyone starts, I don’t so much hang around the page because of my feelings on PewDiePie, as much as those I have on his outright vile fanbase. As a case in point, I will share a few messages I received during my time on the page.


Here’s one now:

Beryl Price
18 November 08:52 
your just a sad gay low life who is probably deep in love with Felix (pewdiepie) and the fact that pewds dont want to even know your alive rips your feelings apart and crushes you soul and because pewds is so sexy its to die for, and that makes you jealous and the next thing you know you have no friends or life and your just a fat lonely spotty g

Wait, there’s more! Here’s another one that was posted mere minutes later by the same user.

your just a sad gay low life who is probably deep in love with Felix (pewdiepie) and the fact that pewds dont want to even know your alive rips your feelings apart and crushes you soul and because pewds is so sexy its to die for, and that makes you jealous and the next thing you know you have no friends or life and your just a fat lonely spotty gay nerd that as grown a hate on Felix out of jealousy and loneliness and because everyone to live loves pewds but nobody even gives a shit about you even your own family hates you and because of that all you can do with your life is to make facebook pages and just hate on people all day. well let me tell you something jealousy is a
Hang in there, folks. We’re not done just yet. I also received this:
your just a sad gay low life who is probably deep in love with Felix (pewdiepie) and the fact that pewds dont want to even know your alive rips your feelings apart and crushes you soul and because pewds is so sexy its to die for, and that makes you jealous and the next thing you know you have no friends or life and your just a fat lonely spotty gay nerd that as grown a hate on Felix out of jealousy and loneliness and because everyone to live loves pewds but nobody even gives a shit about you even your own family hates you and because of that all you can do with your life is to make facebook pages and just hate on people all day. well let me tell you something jealousy is a very bad illness, so get well soon loser.
Good show, Beryl. I really love how you re-posted the message twice but with a few extra sentences of whining spliced into each new rendition. You should write a book, Beryl. “How One Single Facebook Page Made Me Cry Like A Bitch (Which Totally Emphasizes The Legitimacy Of My Oh So Badass Death Threats)”. It’d be a fun read. Especially if the grammar you’re using now remains intact throughout.11111
If you’re so certain you can find me and kill me, why don’t you try instead of whining like this? Also it’s “you’re”, not “your”. Multiple times, in fact! Ooh, I feel so threatened, Beryl. Anyone with grammar skills like that must be a certified genius when it comes to tracking people down and killing them.  Oh and here’s the obligatory link to my PewDiePie Fanboy Drinking Game. Don’t want it? You shoulda thought of that before using the fucking “you’re just jealous” argument, you glorious little paragon of originality you. You should take an extra shot for referring to jealousy as an “illness”. Whatever ends you faster.

In fact, a note to my readers: Beryl actually responded with more messages after I initially tackled her earliest ones and she even acknowledged my criticisms of her English skills. She had this to say on the matter:

Beryl Price
18 November 22:47 

you are a stupid dick and if you are commenting on my grammar im gonna comment on your empty air head skull because you ovesly

Oops, almost. Try again.

Beryl Price
8 November 22:49

*obviously haven’t got a brain (dont star that i just sent a unfinished message it was because my finger slipted!)

Oh her finger “slipted”, you guys. Everything’s fine after all.


Yuki Rose
21 November 23:11 

I’m sorry darling but you don’t get a choice to win. See unlike you I am not a “fangirl” or “fanboy”. I don’t do such things. I am a person who simply LIKES the person for their personality traits. I enjoy him, he’s funny, has talent, he’s a nice person off camera, knows what he’s doing, has a rather good education, etc. As you can see this isn’t something I am 100% mad about. I just don’t like the fact on how a child like you can make this page. Now then, i’ll be emailing Pewdiepie of this page so that way he can deal with you. Unlike you, i’ve actually spoken to him before to ask him questions. I don’t ignore pages like this, I report them, along with posting it so that way it can be reported.

You’re an uneducated, unwanted, ungrateful pest, who seems to think that everyone is under your control. So many people love and enjoy Pewdiepie, where as you’re just butt hurt because he is the number one most subscribed YouTuber on the internet. Don’t thank me, for being honest. Because that’s who I am. I can also read people like a book, you are honestly really butt hurt because you can’t win. You are also just jealous of Pewdiepie because he is successful at what he does. You haven’t really gotten anywhere now have you? You can’t even get 10 likes on any of your post’s. Now I am going to tell you the same thing that my father would, take your unwanted problems out from your ass and shove it into your mouth, because like it or not this is reality, get over it. Thank you have a nice day.

Don’t call us, we’ll call you.

Oh wow, it’s like stealing candy from a baby and then making them cry because you tell them it tastes like crap. Strap in, Yuki, there’s a lot of bullshit to get through here.

1. I don’t care that PewDiePie is a nice person, seeing as that’s irrelevant to whether or not he’s over-hyped in terms of his comedy, an opinion which I am not unqualified to express, on Facebook or not, no matter how much you want that to be true.

2. Yeah Yuki, I’m sure PewDiePie will care that a random nobody emails him about a small page run by other random nobodies. Knock yourself out, moron. I bet he’ll think you’re a real fucking hero. Also, reporting this page hasn’t worked in the past, so before you leave (which I’m SUUURE you’re gonna do, given that you’re so thick-skinned and totally not a drama queen), why don’t you enlighten me as to why you think it’s gonna work when you do it? I’m curious.

“Fucking hell, are they ALL like this? What have I done?” – Pew, in the unlikely event that he even gives a shit about Yuki’s email.

3. Calling OTHER people butthurt doesn’t make YOU less butthurt. I love how you keep thinking that, though, so by all means, keep thinking that. Ignorance is bliss for the ignorant and for the rest of us it’s unintentional comedy. Good call, Yuki. Thanks for being hilarious!

4. If you can read people like a book, but still call me a child even though I’m in my 20’s while you’re 15 (physically), you’re not doing a very good job at utilizing your alleged special skills. Not that you had any to begin with since this is just an attempt on your part to seem smart and cool, but still.

5. Uh-oh, looks like Crybaby McDipshit used “you’re just jealous”! You know what THAT means: https://alienationmentale.wordpress.com/2014/07/24/the-pewdiepie-fanboy-drinking-game/ Ah, I will never get tired of using that one on you idiots. Oh, and on that note, yes, you ARE a fanboy, whether you’re okay with it or not.

6. I don’t care how many likes I get on my posts. That’s just something YOU bring up because you’re so adorably desperate to find things to berate me for, regardless of the fact that the only thing you’ve succeeded in doing so far is prove to me and everyone that’s read your whiny ass posts on this page what a fragile little shit you are. And you can call me the things you’re already making yourself out to be for as long as it comforts you at night. Again, no actual aspect of your pitiful state of being is gonna change.

7. I can’t even begin to fathom how you thought the “ass and mouth” analogy was even remotely witty. Am I supposed to be intimidated by that? Or hell, is anything in this entire rant of yours supposed to strike anyone as intimidating? I dunno what to say, man. You’re just… I mean damn.

8. Hmm, no that’s about it. No number 8.

Shortly after giving Yuki’s message the smackdown it deserved, I received a private message that was apparently written by her father, in which I was told not to write to Yuki anymore (You know you’re dealing with a Grade A badass when they need daddy to stick up for ’em).

This is her dad, DO NOT message my daughter again. You message her and it’ll be the last thing you do. Leave her alone. Have a nice day.

I am a reasonable man, so I decided to abide by the requests of Yuki Sr. and no longer message his daughter. Instead, I later submitted Yuki’s initial post to Stuff that makes you cringe and they shared it to 30 000+ followers.

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All the furry fan art on her Facebook profile didn’t help matters.

 Her account is gone now. I wonder why.


 Here’s one from one of my Onision articles.

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Think of all that time wasted making this… Why are you bashing on someone who instead of giving them bullshit advice tells them to get. expert attention ? Get your head out of your ass

Don’t be upset. Think about the kids in Africa.


One last Directioner comment, then we’re done!

….

So i was going through this old article and i just have to say youre all fucking idiots. As a fan of both groups i cant help but defend both sides. I agree that it was wronh and totally sick for SOME of the directioners to go and say those terrible and nasty things but it was also wrong for suicide silence fans to go and says shitty things about ALL directioners and one direction themselfs.

Its extremely annoying for suicide silence fans to attack our taste in music and the same goes for the dumb part of the directioner fandom !! So fuck all your opinions both fandoms have Sick and Cruel idiots in them and there’s nothing you can say that will defend yourselves because its true okay ? Alright buy

Aww, did you get your taste in music criticized? Poor you, I feel so bad. That’s JUST as awful as telling the children of the recently deceased to commit suicide. Wow Mr. Dots, you sure opened my eyes there, especially since you clarified at the end of your rant that nothing we counter you with will change your mind. It totally doesn’t make you sound like a stubborn, thick-skulled dipshit or anything. Also, “bye” isn’t the only word you spelled wrong but you get a silver star for trying to correct that in one of your follow-up comments. See ya ’round, Dots.


   That’s enough, guys. See you in the next life!

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