Confession: I couldn’t give so much as two shits about this Eurovision Song Contest stuff even if I tried, but when I found out that a homosexual transgender person, in spite of major protests from various groups of bigots, went home with the gold medal it did make me smile. I’d love to see the faces of everyone who were so desperate to have her not win, let alone be allowed to appear on television. I bet they’re having a blast! I know everyone else is.

Nice goin’ Austria! (I think it was Austria. I don’t care. Bye!)

Does Putin know about this?

Does Putin know about this?


That’s all for now. Always know where your towel is!