Hi, i’m cutie-da-bootie. i’m the white teenaje gIrl who stands in for vIcTor when hes not available for blogin. u might rememver me from mt reviewz of sandler’s mast and my asdjaöldkjaölskj cute epics movie ever high school musikal. ❤

but dtoday i’m gonna be in charj of one off his song comentaeris. these r SUPPOSE to mak fun of terrible muszik but wai the fuck does he then mak fun of somany aweseome musicians liek Nicki Menadge<3 and Justeng brb? Ha! i think its tiEm for me 2 fix this bai lookin at the lurics of a sogn that ACTUALY IS sucks. this one:

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How Fortunate The Man With None

(lol, i don even kno what dat means. dum shit)

You saw sagacious Solomon
You know what came of him,
To him complexities seemed plain.
He cursed the hour that gave birth to him
And saw that everything was vain.
How great and wise was Solomon.

who da fuk is Solomonder? Is he hawt? Does his dik big?-. were iS the paert thAts tells me i’m beauutifl??! anD weres all da seX?? one sentince into the song and itt has alreddi faiLed.,! Wow… ‘-.-

And wat the hell dos complecsitys mean? lol, i bet whiever rwote this needs to geth leid! fuackimg loser

The world however did not wait
But soon observed what followed on.
It’s wisdom that had brought him to this state.
How fortunate the man with none.

Liek… wha the FUCK? Are u KIDDIN me?? This isent how u write a fukking song! Where da fuck is all the uh, oh yeah, and aaa-aah sounds? How ids any normal person liek me sUpposed to understAnd thiS dum crap?? ugh. gay

You saw courageous Caesar next
You know what he became.
They deified him in his life
Then had him murdered just the same.

Ew no not murder. wtf guys? look, songs are mentT to be about boys n clothEs n sumtymes twerkin. omg U stupid guys fael as sonGwraiterz. get a life lol 😛

And as they raised the fatal knife
How loud he cried: you too my son!
The world however did not wait
But soon observed what followed on.
It’s courage that had brought him to that state.
How fortunate the man with none.

boo! boo! use simpler engLesh u idits. no one is gunna liek ur sonfg if u put poetic effort intuh it. wrieting isn’T aboot efort you fukking shitheads!!1! its abot sexing bois and havin butts dat eithEr jiggle or hav cute jeanz aroundD them. i canr belive im expleaining this to u morans.

You heard of honest Socrates
The man who never lied:

no i never herd of no soXcrates? is he from jerSey shorte? if de answes no, why da fuk shood i caer??1

but u wana know some1 who REALY never lies? Onision. <33333 I kno he doesnt. he saiD so in a videO on utube. see? proof. i logic know how to do

They weren’t so grateful as you’d think
Instead the rulers fixed to have him tried
And handed him the poisoned drink.
How honest was the people’s noble son.

HonEst? liek onision? oh i get it, finally sumthing i can underStandD. now ure at least trieing, dead can dancez.

The world however did not wait
But soon observed what followed on.
It’s honesty that brought him to that state.
How fortunate the man with none.

but the song styll sux. sorri guys

Here you can see respectable folk
Keeping to God’s own laws.
So far he hasn’t taken heed.
You who sit safe and warm indoors
Help to relieve our bitter need.
How virtuously we had begun.

Uuuugh stupi d big words tryking to soUwdnd smart. u not smaert. u stupid. HA! PWNED! ASLKDJALKFSJAÖL

The world however did not wait
But soon observed what followed on.
It’s fear of god that brought us to that state.
How fortunate the man with none.

BOOOOOOOOOO! BOOOOOOOOOOOOO! U SUX! BRIN BAK HARRY STYLES ON DA STAEG! BOOOOOOO!

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if u liekd dis songf, u are a fedore mra whO wants to soUnd smartar than uS nicki manje fans/blibeers. Yeah! EXPOSED, BITCH. gO home an cry because im bettr than u. lol kthnxbai

ps, i don wanT to fahk the new guy who plaes doctor who so the shOew sucks now.

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