Seriously, conpiracy theorists. Don’t you think it’s time to consider that you might be over-analyzing things? Things that, amusingly, weren’t even there to begin with? Or maybe you should consider that it’s pretty bad taste to take a tragic event and turn it into a crime mystery story with more holes than a Swiss cheese? Or maybe you should – oh, I dunno – stop thinking that the government is behind everything that bloody happens!! I’d say that would be about fricking time.

Go home conpspiracy theorists, you’ve been drunk since Neil first stepped on the moon.