Yeah, yeah. I think we all know what just happened. Justin Bieber just lost the person which every Belieber who has ever existed ever has used as evidence against the notion that Bieber is gay – Selena Gomez. I guess this means that they can now fantasize about their idol without feeling guilty about it. You know, unless they actually think they have a chance at getting themselves a date with Bieber themselves.

I’m not even kidding. Look what I found online:

I believe no further comment is necessary. Except if it’s a troll. Then I congratulate the person’s funniness.

EDIT: Oh and of course #StayStrongJustin is now trending on Twitter. I wonder what trend the Beliebers will start if Justin dies? #KillYourselfForJustin? Oh, like they wouldn’t do that!