"My Heavens, what a lovely surprise."

Okay, so as my birthday begun and I logged in on Twitter in the morning, not only had Red Dwarf star Robert Llewellyn wished me a happy birthday, but he had also done so in-character as Kryten, my favourite Red Dwarf-character. I am not joking.

It would appear @TheVictoriousV or “Mr bambieyes” that it is your Birthday, sir. Many congratulations.

Something like this is undeniably the perfect gift for a Dwarfer like myself. I couldn’t be more grateful. Thanks both to father and Robert for totally making my day!