Hey, sweethearts. This one’s for all you Twilight-lovers out there. Some fun facts you maybe did not know of.

  • Did you know that, even though you think Robert Pattinson is the best actor ever, he has stated he is deliberately giving a melodramatic performance because he realizes what silly material he is working with? Isn’t that just great?
  • Did you know that Edward is in fact a hundred year old virgin who still hasn’t gotten past high school? A bit pathetic, one must say. Isn’t that just great?
  • Did you know that a guy with bad hair staring at you as you sleep is not much of a good thing in real life, as opposed to inside Twilight‘s universe where it is considered charming? Isn’t that just great?
  • Did you know that if you love someone simply because he looks good and… well… he doesn’t want to kill you, then you’re not exactly the sanest person alive? Isn’t that just great?
  • Did you know that Robert Pattinson thinks Stephanie Meyer is nuts and that the first Twilight-book is blatantly her bizarre sexual fantasy? Isn’t that just great? (You know, I think I’m starting to like this Pattinson-bloke.)
  • Did you know that every time Kristen Stewart tries to emote a kitten hangs itself? Isn’t that just great?
  • Did you know that if the creature doesn’t need to see a full moon and doesn’t go through a painful, slow transformation, then it isn’t a werewolf? So, if you thought there were werewolves in Twilight, then you are wrong and a moron. Isn’t that just great?
  • Did you know that naked male chests and an incredibly shallow romance between a vampire and a young woman doesn’t really make a film good? Isn’t that just great?
  • Did you know that in order for a love story to work you need chemistry between the two lovers? Probably not. Isn’t that just great?
  • Did you know that Tommy Wiseau is making his own, much better vampire-flick called Oh hi, light? Isn’t that just great?
  • Did you know that Edward and Bella’s child will grow up to be Blade? That IS great!
  • Did you know that Twilight is pronounced ‘toilet’?
  • Did you know that my review of Breaking Dawn is coming in about a month? Until then, stay tuned my dear readers. Always know where your towel is.

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