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In 2012, I wrote about how everyone and their grandmother were building some Swedish video game player up as the funniest and most awesome thing on the Internet for really no other reason than the fact that easily entertained children – and equally intelligent teens/young adults – went apeshit over his loud and random (therefore funny) Happy Wheels playthroughs. After I wrote about him, my blog views went from nothing to meh, but most importantly, I realized just how zealous, sensitive, and generally fucked in the head this fanbase truly was.

Ever since, I have longed to find a similar YouTube phenomenon; an even more unjustly celebrated e-celebrity with an even bigger cringe-horde of a fandom; anyone who has been paraded around as a “hip and cool” poster child for the website even more aggressively and who also became a foot-bullet for the company even faster than the guy who turned out to rely on “N-word” comedy a bit too much. With Logan Paul, his brother Jake, and the kids who watch their shit, I have struck gold again at last. View full article »

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Another year that felt more like a month (if that) comes to a close. In my mind, this has been quite the year for movies and TV – and other things – thus shaving down my annual “year in review” to just 10 entires has been difficult. Either way, you know the drill: I may alter this list at some point in the future, for whatever reason, and some of this year’s gems have not yet reached me (The Shape of Water would probably have been on this list if it didn’t have its Sweden premiere in 2018 instead). Don’t forget to scroll down for my “runners-up” and stinkers, as well.

Also important: I have dedicated much of this post to discussing a certain “TV item”, so I may be briefer than usual in my initial listicle. I won’t reveal what I’m talking about, but if you know or follow me, you can probably surmise what this TV item is. Let’s rock. View full article »

‘Bright’ Review

This one’s worth skipping.

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The final (?) episode. Truth-telling, intellectual YouTube skeptic Rantor of Ancient Egypt covers the Net Neutrality repeal, the CDC “word ban” (because it IS okay when “our guys” do it) and also Star Wars. Then, something truly eye-opening takes place. Click to find out.

Happy Holidays!

‘The Big Bang Theory’ Review (TV)

Worth skipping.

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This one’s worth skipping.

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In the most lucrative Internet-fame jackpot since Jonah Mowry’s “People are bullying me, boo-hoo” video, an American mother recently released a video to cash in on people’s blind sympathy and make them feel sorry for the fact that her son was getting bullied for acting downright racist in school raise awaraness when it comes to bullying. You can bet celebrities and news outlets suckled on to that nipple immediately. Linked above, however, is an edited-for-accurasy version of what happened. You saw it here first!

Why am I so unfunny? (NEW Q/A)

As the year is drawing to a close, the holidays are approaching, and I’ve got procrastination to do, I have decided that another kinda-sorta FAQ (based more on IRL questions than submission) would be a perfect substitute for my actually finishing my graphic designs for class. Also, there’s some Christmas-shopping you’re supposed to do or some shit. I can do that next month; buying gifts for people before an arbitrary point in time because tradition says so is kinda whatever. Let’s roll.


“Entertainment-wise, what have been your highlights of 2017 so far?”

The return of Twin Peaks solidified it as one of my favorite franchises of all time and inspired me to seek out some of the books; shows like MST3K and Samurai Jack made inferior but still charming comebacks; I have been exposed to such shows as Nirvanna the Band the Show and even “Eastern” ones like Paranoia Agent; a mind-boggling YouTube channel called Lasagna Cat proved to be the highest production value shitpost ever made… the list goes on. Oh and there were some good movies too. You know perfectly well what to stay tuned for. View full article »

This one’s worth checking out.

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‘Coco’ Review

This one’s worth checking out.

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