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I haven’t made a post like this in a while. I only ever make helpful listicles about things that are interesting, because that’s just the sort of astute genius my Wormtongue-looking stepfather raised. Thus I invite you to enjoy this list of choice items from the everyday discourse of people who aren’t me. Stance and political affiliation doesn’t matter. At the end of the day, I’m kinda just watching ants destroy each other as I observe their, in the cosmic scheme of things, ultimately inconsequential squabble, eventually switching to a Chrome tab that contains more Homestar Runner episodes. I don’t know how that makes me arrogant. View full article »

‘Thor: Ragnarok’ Review

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During the past couple of weeks here on The Planet That Must Be a Parody of Some Other One in the Cosmos Somewhere, we’ve learned quite a lot. For example, the huge number of people going public about all the times they’ve been sexually abused, oftentimes by celebrities (some unexpected; some expected as fuck; some too “gay” to remember), via the famous #metoo hashtag has taught us to, more staunchly than ever, continue to remind people that not ALL men are like that. View full article »

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‘Jigsaw’ Review

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In an age where women and celebrities make known their experiences with sexual harassment via the #metoo campaign and there’s also plenty of Pickle Rick make-up to go around (you need to have a very high IQ to get that reference, by the way), it was more necessary than ever that we released this helpful advice video on how to remain safe this Halloween, especially if you’re a part of the truly oppressed party. Please watch, you guys. Huggies.

Also, get a load of my tubular “Hackerman from Kung Fury” costume. Real happy with it! To think the mullett was all I had to actually purchase. I’m basically awesome. (Also there’s a cameo from my Slenderman costume in some re-used 2012 footage because… why not.)

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‘The Snowman’ Review

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