I sure hope the romantic tension between Legolas, Tauriel and that one cute dwarf is as high as the frame-rate:
That’s all for today, folks. I’ll be posting a review of Dawn Of The Planet Of The Apes tomorrow and I also have plans of seeing Guardians Of The Galaxy this weekend so stay tuned for that review as well! Take care, and always know where your towel is!
Have you ever written an article that explains why one of the most popular “comedians” (suuure) on YouTube has failed to do anything that convinces you that his content is anything but unfunny drivel that blatantly panders to an easy demographic that doesn’t care about legitimate quality as long as it’s “so random lol xD”? Has this article caused hundreds of dense fanboys to flock to your blog and try to prove how wrong you are by pulling ancient comebacks out of their sore asses and pretend as if these arguments haven’t already been exposed for the redundant bullcrap they are? And most importantly: are you looking for a way to kill your friends during your next party because that’s what “having fun” means nowadays?
Well, sir or madame, we’ve got just the death sentence for you! It’s: The PewDiePie Fanboy Drinking Game. View full article »
A year or so back, I came across a uniquely intriguing and clever website known as The SCP Foundation; a Creepypasta wiki that allegedly represents the classified documents of a government organization that monitors the planet, searching for supernatural objects, creatures and locations. Their mission is to Secure, Contain and Protect. Now, of course I know that none of this “info” is real, but basically, if this was a TV series I would watch the living Hell out of it. I love this site so much, in fact, that I wrote a parody of it once when making fun of Beliebers but that’s a different story.
Think Cabin In The Woods meets Fringe and you’ll get the basic idea of what this is. Ever since the site very first SCP, written at some point in 2007 I believe, there have been well over 1000 new SCP articles on the site and I feel like I have read enough of them at this point to compose this fun little list of which SCP’s I think are the most creative, interesting or just downright scary. Even though there are most likely a few more out there for me to discover, these are my Top 10 Current Favourites from the SCP wiki. View full article »
Cephalonia, here we come!
Due to my mother having booked a trip to Cephalonia in Greece for me and the family, I’m gonna be absent for the next week, but unlike my last couple of vacations, this one’s not gonna stop me from providing content! I have a few posts scheduled already and I might even write something while I’m down there (most presumably a review of whatever terrible in-flight movie we’re shown), but it is doubtful.
Either way, the plane takes off tonight and soon I’ll be munching gyros on the Ionian isle of Κεφαλλονιά! Cheers, friends!
I once found a post on Tumblr that criticized men for mocking the way women behave during their monthly period. The girl who wrote it made the confident assertion that men who do this are starkly hypocritical, since their hormones actually make them behave like that too, except that they do it all the damn time. Yes folks, apparently the indisputable fact of the matter is that a woman on her period is what a man is like 24/7.
It seemed legit, what with it being a popular Tumblr post and all, but in case anyone isn’t completely sold on it yet, I have taken the initiative to make this list that brings up exactly what menstruation does to women and see how much of it applies to the way men are “all the time”. View full article »
There’s no way this is a coincidence.
There is no worse time to be a frequent Internet user than during the World Cup; an event the mere existence of which works as the insulting implication that I should give a shit about who manages to kick a white sphere into what net. Sounds like a pretty fricking trivial thing to base a worldwide event on but hey, the entire rest of the goddamn world seems to think that watching over-paid hunks kick a fucking ball back and forth is the apotheosis of excitement so of course, it’s pretty hard to avoid mentions of this oh so riveting sports event. View full article »